A little relationship advice for Mr. Marshall Mathers III

Posted by Isabel on December 7th, 2005. Filed under: Gossip.


Em, can I call you Em? I heard you and your Ex-Wife, Kim, were getting back together. Possibly remarried.

Have you thought about this? I mean, recently? Because it seems like you two have had your problems.

I am pretty sure that I have heard you say (in regards to the lovely *former* Mrs. Mathers) that you wish she were dead, and something about burying her dead body. I can’t be sure, since I am not really a fan of yours. Nothing personal.

What I’m getting at, is maybe you (and her) should rethink this relationship step. Or maybe just get some counseling. A lot of counseling.

Does you hip-hop insurance cover behavioral health? You might want to look into that.

3 Responses to A little relationship advice for Mr. Marshall Mathers III

  1. for Joke!

    It’s cuz Kim and him go wayyyyy back, y’all!

  2. TB

    Funny! I was just thinking this when I heard about it yesterday.

  3. Nap Queen

    AAAAAAHHHHHHHH, I am laughing my ass off. That was hilarious.