Can someone please explain to me why The King is too embarrassed to buy me panty liners at the grocery store, but isn’t too embarrassed to ask for the brand of razors I like? Which are kept behind the counter. You know, “the kind that are pink. And smell like lavender.”
I don’t [...]
The King is going out of the Country tonight. He’s only going to up to Canada. But I like saying “out of the Country”. It sounds very Jason Bourne, don’t you think?
Yes, my husband is leaving the County when I’m ten days away from my due date. And I’m fine with [...]
Since about the fifth month of this pregnancy, I’ve had the real fear of having a huge kid. Not because I seem to be carrying a large baby. It’s just that I have the genes for it.
Now, I’m not a large person. I would consider myself to be “average-sized”. The King, [...]
Isabel: Where is my Hostess Fruit Pie? It’s not in the cupboard.
The King: Yes it is. I just saw it there yesterday.
Isabel: No it isn’t. I looked this morning and again tonight. It’s not there.
The King: Yes it is. Unless you ate it and forgot. Or maybe Preston ate it. [...]
Friday night after work The King and I went to see Rhett Miller, again. (Yes, I’m a stalker.) He was doing an appearance at a local record store, so we caught a bus and went to see him.
Unfortunately we were a little late and missed a few songs. But we were still able to get [...]
Remember how last night The King and I went to see Rhett Miller for my Valentine’s gift? No need to wonder, because Rhett rocked the house. We had a reserved table and Seattle has a new “no smoking” law, so it was the perfect night for the pregnant ladies. The King found [...]