What they really do while working at the new house
May 21st, 2006 @ 11:29 am

The King: Today while working at the house the neighbor in the house behind ours was totally laying out on her deck, topless!

Isabel: Did you get a good look?

The King: No, the slats of the deck were positioned just right. So they blocked everything from my vantage point.

Isabel: Did you point it out to your Dad? Maybe he could see from where he was at.

The King: Heck no, I didn’t tell my Dad. He has my Mom. That’s the only lady he should be looking at.

Isabel: Right. And you have me!

The King: Oh. Um….yeah. I totally wasn’t looking either.

The King · The New House

16 Comments

  1. Mrs. Ca
    said,

    May 21, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    Too funny. That sounds like something my husband would totally say.

  2. Lisa
    said,

    May 21, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    My hubby wouldn’t have gotten any work done that day. Even if they were ugly boobs…. heehee

  3. Chas
    said,

    May 21, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    He he…that’s a man for you. I have a funny husband boob story. When we were in Cancun we went to Senor Frogs and there were all these teenage girls getting on stange and taking their shirts off. All the men were going crazy, except my husband…he wouldn’t look. He spent the whole night avoiding eye contact with that area of the club. You’d have to know him to understand; he’s very old fashioned. You can only imagine how he coped when we went to Dominican Republic and had to deal with top optional beaches.

  4. HollowSquirrel
    said,

    May 21, 2006 at 4:17 pm

    LOL hilarious. Sounds like you’ll have some interesting neighborhood block parties.

  5. AnnieM
    said,

    May 21, 2006 at 4:46 pm

    New breastfeeding boobs= playmate of the year boobs. I am sure yours would have been way nicer anyway!

  6. kerri anne
    said,

    May 21, 2006 at 8:31 pm

    Got to love a man’s logic. ;)

  7. Allison
    said,

    May 22, 2006 at 6:36 am

    Alternate title for this post:

    “Busted!”

  8. Contrary
    said,

    May 22, 2006 at 7:22 am

    Poor King, I hope he had a shovel with him to help dig out of that hole.

  9. Frema
    said,

    May 22, 2006 at 7:46 am

    That’s hysterical.

    Actually, I read the first part of your entry too fast and thought you said The King was working topless. That was funny, too, though I’m not sure why. Marriage has turned me into a loon.

  10. Julie
    said,

    May 22, 2006 at 8:43 am

    LOL. Poor guy must’ve been looking for a rewind button for that conversation!

  11. Durga&Michael
    said,

    May 22, 2006 at 10:11 am

    hahaha…many more days of topless sunbathing viewing to come…when u guys move into your new house and live there for years and years :P
    re last post: om my goooosh how i love you and your little guy and the pics and the onesy and the socks…ahhhhhhhhh i’m like soooooo wanting to cuddle your baby through my laptop screen…ahhhh….is that normal?!!!

  12. Rude Cactus
    said,

    May 22, 2006 at 10:47 am

    Damn the slats!

  13. Christar
    said,

    May 22, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    Haha! That’s so funny! Sounds like something by boyfriend would have said if it was him in that situation. :)

  14. Anth
    said,

    May 22, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    Ha ha Men. Will they ever learn to think before speaking?

    Doubtful.

  15. Nap Queen
    said,

    May 22, 2006 at 6:31 pm

    Hee hee, that was funny!!! My husband would have totally been looking :)

  16. The King
    said,

    May 23, 2006 at 8:48 am

    not nice. your friends dont think i am very smart now. naked boobs are naked boobs baby. if you’ve seen one, you’re probably seeing two.