Maybe this makes me like 98% hetro and 2% gay
Posted by Isabel on July 12th, 2007. Filed under: Addictions, I Rock.Do you ever wake up from a dream and try desperately to fall back asleep. Just hoping that the dream will start up in the exact same scene. The scene that was dirrty, magical and 100% guilt free? The scene where your lips are just about to touch.
I woke up a little groggy on Saturday morning a realized instantly how pissed off and disappointed I was. I had only my subconscious to blame.
I had had a dirty dream. You know the kind of dream where it’s okay to mess around with someone other then your spouse. A dream where I made out in multiple locations with a very attractive person.
But in this dream I was making out with a very attractive female, to be a little more specific.
I don’t think it means I don’t love my husband. I don’t think it means I’m not attracted to him. I don’t think this means I secretly want to make out with hot blonds. I don’t think this means I’m gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
(Do you love how this is the picture I chose to post?)
So what was I disappointed about?
Because in this dream I was making out with Veronica Mars when I could have been making out with Logan Echolls, 100% guilt free.
What in the name of la-dee-da would possess me to dream about Veronica and not Logan? What was I thinking?
This reminds me of a story my friend May told me.
For whatever reason May was a self-proclaimed fag-hag in her college days. One of her friends finally came out to his parents and was met with a confusing reaction from his mother.
She told him that we “all feel this way”. That it’s “natural”. In fact, she said she even felt that way herself. She went on to tell him that “we all just ignore those feelings and get on with our lives.”
This kid just stood there and realized that his poor mom was telling him that she was gay and was just in super denial of the whole thing.
Dude, what do you do with that kind of information?
And also, how I can ensure that I dream about Logan tonight and not Veronica?
Suggestions, please.
July 12th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
This is hysterical. In the last few months, I’ve made out with a hottie actor from All My Children and Nicole Kidman!
July 12th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
When I was in middle school, I dreamed I was in some sort of locker room and this girl from my class took off her shirt and I saw her boobs and I stared at them like I was totally intrigued. I woke up and was like “oh. my. gah. I’m gay!” Kinda freaked me out. But I’m so not gay….not that there’s anything wrong with that.
July 12th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I think most people are not 100% hetero or 100% gay — that guy Kinsey? Knew what he was talking about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale
Oooh, Frema, you’re having the hot & bothered pregnancy dreams! I miss those.
July 12th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Put his hottie picture under your pillow, and hope the kissing fairy shows up tonight!!
Too funny.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
You know what? I would not be upset one little bit if I had me a hot dream about Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars) instead of Jason Dohring (Logan Echolls). Nope, not me. Of course as someone who has dabbled in the fine art of kissing women… I know how fun it can be.
—–> also not gay. Just cool.
Oh and that Kinsey movie? Some parts of that movie were just plain fucked up. I watched all of it though because I have a deep love for Liam Neeson… and John Krasinski.
July 12th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
I think that Veronica Mars is a very good choice, as female dream maker outers go!
July 12th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Most of my dreams involve little old ladies beating me up and taking my purse. And while Freud would have a great time with that, suffice it to say I’d rather pass up all the subliminial stuff and go straight for real make out time, even if it was a chick. If you want hetero, my suggestion would be to tell King what you’ve been dreaming about and then brace yourself. :^)
July 12th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
I have lesbian dreams all the time. Cody gets all sorts of excited.
Should I be talking about this?
How funny that you had are talking about dirty dreams though. Because last night I had a hot & steamy Zach Braff dream. First of it’s kind. I’m quite amused by it because ZB isn’t hot in the ‘dirty dream’ kind of way.
In the end, Zach and I decided to create a Scrubs spin-off titled, “Meet the Dorians.”
In addition to dirty dreams, I also have GENIUS dreams. Although the sitcom would flop. I just know it would
July 12th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I had a dream in highschool that my best friend kept trying to make out with me in our church parking lot. All I remember is how gross his whiskery face felt.
On a side note, when did Kristen Bell pose in her undies? I don’t know if it’s from watching VM with my wife, or what, but her face never seems “sexy” or “steamy” so she always seems out of place in those kinds of poses and situations.
July 12th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
I am ashamed to say that I had to look up what fag hag meant. I guess that is because I live in Happy Valley, Utah and live a sheltered life!
July 12th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Lmao!!! I wish I had a suggestion for you, but, I don’t! Think about him alot, maybe? Dreams come from your subconcious, so…
July 12th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Maybe in your dream, you could invite Logan to join you and Veronica. Then you could just… kick her out.
July 12th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
A stupor of denial. That is so funny. Yet a bit sad. But moreso funny.
I’m with Sadie. Dream that scenario next time. heehee
July 12th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
I do this too! Am so impressed you admitted it. Naugh-tay!
I find that during sweeps week I have at least one sex dream with Josh Holloway. Mmmm.
As far as suggestions, I say ALOT of paused Tivo.
July 12th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
I have had the same type dream…it’s usually because I am thinking about that person as I fall asleep or I am sleeping with the TV on.
July 12th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Dude, what is Veronica Mars rated? HOTT!
July 12th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Haha! I think it’s funny that you were upset that you weren’t making out with the guy. I would have been more freaked out that I was making out with a chick, lol. But that’s awesome that it didn’t freak you out.
July 12th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Well, if you’re going to have a gay dream, at least you were making out w/ someone really cool…I LOVE Kristen Bell. Maybe in the dream, you WERE Logan…I had a dream once that I was Martin Lawrence and I was making out w/ Tisha Campbell, lol.
July 12th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
If it helps, I had a really gay dream the other night. Very graphic, too.
It threw my whole day off.
Could be worse, I once had a sex dream about Anthony-Michael Hall. And not the grown-up AMH. Think “weird science”.
Not good.
July 12th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Veronica Mars? Should I put that on my Netflix Queue? And why do you have a picture of Dana Carvey on your blog?
July 13th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Ah Logan. So, so hot. If you can figure out how to gurantee a make out dream please tell me. I could use one.
July 13th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
One time I had a dream that I was making out with my sister…does that mean that I am actually more incestuous and homosexual than not? I’m not sure how my hubby is going to feel about this….
July 14th, 2007 at 3:37 am
Maybe you love Logan so much you are becoming him in your dreams? …
July 14th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
I hope you banned Michelle from your blog afte that Dana Carvey comment.
July 14th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
*after