Who wants to see what I got for Christmas?
Posted by Isabel on December 27th, 2007. Filed under: The King.Dude, is the interweb still talking about Christmas?
Yes, I’m still talking about Christmas. And you’d better not complain or I’ll just keep on talking about it through next week. Haaaa! That’s what you’ll get.
Everyone knows that the best gifts come in little boxes, right?
(Click to see what’s inside this little box.)
Admittedly The King says this gift is more for him then it is for me.
This time, I’d have to agree.
(If you’re like me and had always wondering how these types of things stayed um,….attached. There is a special glue. Of course.)
December 27th, 2007 at 8:19 am
Oh. Nipple pasties?
Ouch.
Isabel: Yep…he bought me pasties.
December 27th, 2007 at 8:48 am
It took me a minute of going ‘What the hell IS that’. A Sparkley shower head???
Duh!
You HAVE to tell how it works out. Like, the Owie factor of that glue and such. I have been wondering about ta-ta ornamentation for forever.
December 27th, 2007 at 10:48 am
I’m not totally sure what those are…but still, hahahahahahahah.
December 27th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Definitely not what I was expecting, but pretty funny nonetheless. Have fun!
December 27th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Yeah, I have no idea what these are (click where?), but from the comments, I’m guessing they go on your hoo-ha or ta-tas. Ouch.
December 27th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Not sure what those are, but judging by the comment…The King bought you pasties?
That’s BOLD.
December 27th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I think they might just be the little gems that you can glue to your self. Like, jewelry, for your body. I guess you could glue them to your nipples, though! Or maybe I’m completely wrong and they ARE pasties!
December 27th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
whoa… I was totally expecting to see earrings or something!
December 27th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Isabel, you win for funniest Christmas post so far. (And I’m including my post with a picture of Noah fleeing Santa.)
December 27th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Ha Ha – I had to read the comments to figure out what it was!!!
December 27th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Oh my, that is fantastic.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Totally not what I was expecting to see…definitely the funniest Christmas gift I’ve seen so far this year!
December 27th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
I might have to instigate a “sure I’ll do it… Right after you do it” policy on that gift.
Be sure to take pictures. :^) Merry Christmas!
December 27th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Oh, wow, that is hilarious. And, can I just say, from what you’ve written about the King here I’m not all that surprised that he got you that gift. Too funny.
Maybe it’ll help you guys get through that box of 100 condoms! (If you haven’t used them already, that is.)
December 27th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Not only did he buy you pasties, but sparkly ones at that!!
December 27th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Um yeah, that is SO not a gift for you…The King is a lucky lucky man!
December 27th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
I’m going to venture a guess and say that these will NOT be re-gifted?
I think my idea of something sparkly in a small box has been changed forever.
December 27th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Speechless.
They’re like disco balls for the bedroom.
December 27th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
That is one of the most creative Christmas gifts I have ever seen.
Damn!
December 27th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Nice. Very nice!
December 27th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
I’m not sure what to say…um, wow. LOL Very creative!
December 28th, 2007 at 12:30 am
Wow. That’s totally not what I thought it would be.
December 28th, 2007 at 3:35 am
Wow. Most creative gift for sure.
December 28th, 2007 at 3:40 am
Um, somehow those just seem too comfy. So if the King bought those for himself, what did he get for you?
December 28th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
so…the glue looks like it is called Spirit Glue…I am sure you’ll get some spirit when you put those on! Wow what a gift!
December 28th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
wow! these sure beat the hell out of the toilet seats i received.
December 28th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
OMG…that just made my day! I’ll be chuckling about this one for the next few days!
December 28th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
You are such a lucky woman.
December 28th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
That is the best gift EVER. Seriously, that’s is awesome! The King cracks me up. This reminds me of something Shaun would do, haha!
Have you tried them on yet?
December 29th, 2007 at 1:48 am
I’m glad I’m not the only one that didn’t know what they were.
My guess (before I saw the inside of the box) is that you were going to show us a pregnancy test. LOL.
December 29th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Gotta give points for creativity, that’s for sure.
My sister-in-law finally nailed it last year: she gave some lingerie for me to my husband for Christmas. After all, that is who it is for in the end, right?
December 30th, 2007 at 4:22 am
Oh, wow, there’s a scene in “The Graduate” that you can totally reenact, now.
December 31st, 2007 at 9:03 pm
come on, you KNOW you asked for those! hahahaha!
January 1st, 2008 at 4:02 am
HAAAAAA! I love The King.
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:10 am
rawr.
January 7th, 2008 at 6:34 am
I have to admit that I had to check out the comments to figure out what this gift actually is…never seen anything like it.
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
[...] Rumor has it the Guest of Honor’s mom was not very impressed with the fact that her daughter’s baby shower invitation had a mermaid with pasties on it. Really? (Clearly I need to keep some of my own personal inventory to myself. Gulp.) [...]
January 9th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
[...] In which I get to snuggle up with Rhett Miller and my sister gets to snuggle up with Edward CullenJanuary 9th, 2009 @ 7:01 am Do any of you remember what The King gave me for Christmas last year? I’m sure you blocked it from your memory. I don’t blame you. So for all of you that need a reminder of the gift that just kept on giving, check out that post HERE. [...]