When we built the first house, we moved in very prematurely. We spent three years living there without any painted trim and a master bathroom that wasn’t finished until the day we put the house on the market.
When we started construction on our new house we vowed to not move into it until it [...]
I admit that I have food issues. Issues that, I’m afraid, might rule my life if I let them. My issues go something like this: I see a bag of Baked Lays, I want to eat entire bag of Baked Lays. I see a soda, I want to drink said soda.
The King has his [...]
There is a proverb in the Old Testament that says:
“He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh the city.”
I am not slow to anger. In fact, I’d say that I was the Speed Racer of anger. I go from [...]
Today is a very special day. It marks the start of a new way of life for us at The King household.
I am no longer a single mom.
Okay, so technically I wasn’t ever a single mom. But every other week, I sure felt like one.
For the past eight or so months The King [...]
One of the bazillion e-mails I missed while out sick was one from The King on Tuesday, before he knew I had left work:
I heard Heath Ledger died today. I didn’t know who that was when the receptionist here at work told me, but I played it cool and said that I was pretty [...]
While I love my new mattress, I hadn’t really planned on spending the last 24 hours on top of it, praying that I wouldn’t puke. Again.
(Note to the interweb: if you think that you might puke at some point in the day, don’t eat beef jerky. You’ll thank me for this advice.)
(Seriously, no [...]