In which The King confuses “hot” and “hott”
Posted by Isabel on February 20th, 2008. Filed under: The King.The King: I saw a totally business-type lady walking in downtown today. She was wearing a business suit and everything. She looked a lot like how you look for work.
Isabel: So?
The King: Her shirt was tight and you could totally see that she had both of her nipples pierced.
Isabel: Was it hot?
The King: Um, it was early afternoon, so it wasn’t cold. Yeah, I’d say it was warm out.
Isabel: No, did you find it hott?
The King: Oh. Yeah, it was pretty hott.
Ladies and gentleman, my husband.
February 20th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
hahaha.
February 20th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Oh dear. You know what would fix that? More TV…
February 20th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
On the plus side, it seems that The King is really great at giving an accurate description of the ambient temperature, no?
February 20th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
The King looks a little scared…
February 20th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
HA! That’s funny.
February 20th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I was with my cousin when she got her nipples pierced. We are (well, were) really close, like sisters. So yea… I watched her girls get pierced. Dude, it totally looks so painful. Especially when the needle got stuck going through one of the nips, on cartilage. Ouch.
February 20th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Hilarious!! He only pays attention to your hottness!
February 20th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
God love him. That’s funny stuff.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Oh Christar, thanks for the details. I think my nipples just inverted themselves.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
I imagine walking on hot coals would be more fun than getting nips pierced.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:39 am
That’s gotta hurt. But I could see how he’d find that a little hot.
February 21st, 2008 at 3:56 am
Your “About” cracks me up. You are so not an idiot in real life! SO NOT!
As for the nipple piercings. OUCH. Glad that’s her and not me! heehee.
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Oh dear, I don’t think that could ever be hot or hott under any circumstances. Ouch.