Archive for June, 2009

In which I give The Best Gift Ever

Friday, June 26th, 2009

I’m back from Louisiana. Dude, how do people live in that heat? I guess my problem was that I was working OUTSIDE IN THE HEAT. Yep, totally outside. Not fun.
I got in last night and am back at my office desk today. Sunday I leave (again) to go to Utah [...]

In which I think I lost five pounds in sweat today. For reals.

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Things I have learned this week on my first business trip to Baton Rouge, Louisiana:

HOLY CRAP, IT’S HOT IN THE SOUTH.
I like to eat alligators.
My coworkers like to drink a lot and go to casinos while on the road.  (I had no idea.)
My coworkers are pretty cool when they drink.
(I haven’t gone to a casino [...]

In which I long to try sweet (herbal) tea and sleep alone

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Next Monday night will mark the first time I’ve ever slept alone in a hotel room.  Part of me is excited. The other part of me is nervous about spending the week with my four (male) coworkers on a business trip.
But dude, I’m going to Louisiana.  I’ve never been to Louisiana.  Heck, I’ve never been [...]

In which the birds show me their true feelings

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Beings as its summer time, we’re ignoring the things that still need to be finished inside the new house and solely working outside on our yard. Since our house is new, that means we’re starting from scratch with the yard. Scratch, as in BIG PILES OF DIRT & WEEDS.
Dude, I hate weeds.
The King had a [...]

In which I show you what a moron I am (again)

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Very often I do things that I’m so ashamed about I would never do them in front of someone I know. You know, like pick my nose. Or pull my wedgie out of my butt. Or admit that it’s been three days since I washed my hair. Or that the shirt I’m wearing today was [...]

In which I make love to my iPod

Friday, June 5th, 2009

I take my music listening very seriously. That doesn’t mean I’m a music snob. It just means….I take my music listening very seriously. I spend no less then eight hours a day with ear bugs stuck in my ears.
Oh yes, muy seriously.
Thanks to my recent birthday I recently came into a windfall [...]