In which my three year old comes up with the best pick-up line

Posted by Isabel on June 2nd, 2009. Filed under: My Sweet Babboo.

My Sweet Babboo: Boys have wieners.

Isabel: That’s right.

My Sweet Babboo: Do you have a wiener, Mommy?

Isabel: No, because I’m a lady.  Remember, we’ve talked about this.

My Sweet Babboo: I think you’re tricking me.

Isabel: I’m not tricking you. I don’t have a wiener.

My Sweet Babboo: Show me!

The King: (from the other room) That’s right, boy!!  Remember that line when you’re a little older.

And thus concludes this installment of: Best Pick-up Line Ever!

So tell me, would this line work on you?

17 Responses to In which my three year old comes up with the best pick-up line

  1. Parsing Nonsense

    The only pick-up line that’s ever worked for me was “Nice socks,” (that one came from my now-husband, then-hot waiter). That’s a good one, though, and it’s hilarious that the King picked it up from the next room.

  2. heidikins

    Bwaahaaaahaaa!!

    That’s awesome.

    xox

  3. FunnyGal KAT

    Ha! I don’t think it would work on me, but you had better watch out when he gets out onto that kindergarten playground! Too funny!

  4. Kym

    That is a hilarious story! One that will be told over and over for years to come!

  5. Julie

    Depends on how much I have had to drink.

  6. May

    Nothing like being called a trannie to make a girl feel like puttin’ out. (Back in my Dancing Queen days I was always afraid of being mistaken for a drag queen. Very possible when you only go clubbing with gay dudes. Luckily I was only mistaken for Nancy Sinatra. Phew.)

  7. marie

    That line would work on me ONLY if it was uttered from Rhett Miller’s luscious lips. Ooo La La!! I fear he wouldn’t have to ask me twice.

    (Okay, it would probably work coming from Jeffery Dean Morgan, too.)

  8. Aimee

    Hey, ya can’t blame a guy for tryin’. This reminds me of the movie Because I Said So – the guy’s kid (he’s like 5?) says to the new girlfriend, “you have a gyna! Can I see it?!” hee

  9. SJ

    Oh that’s a good one!

  10. Christar

    This is BEYOND awesome. Babboo is definitely wise to what’s up.

  11. sizzle

    Maybe? If I had a few drinks. ;-)

  12. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

    He is very clever.

  13. Frema

    “I think you’re tricking me.”

    I love it! That Babboo doesn’t let anything get by him.

  14. Thatgirlblogs

    I think he still has some work to do…

  15. mk

    OMG! That made my day! Too dang funny!

  16. Liza

    CRACKED ME UP.

    We are still potty training, and with my freakishly competitive boy, the most effective way of getting him to go potty is to say “I’m going to go faster!” So he knows that we don’t have the same equipment he has.

    (”I’m going to win” is one of the best ways of getting him to do ANYTHING.)

  17. Long Story Longer

    Lock up your little girls.