Archive for the 'I Rock' Category

In which I spend more then 51 days choosing my outfit

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Last week I heard that the average person spends 51 days picking out clothes to wear over their entire lifetime.
51 days!
While that may seem like a lot of wasted time to you, to me it seems like time well spent.  And to be honest, I’m pretty sure that by the time my life is over [...]

In which I talk about my lady bits and pioneers and Dr. Google

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

I got my period when I was 12 years old. This is a pretty big milestone in a girl’s life. While most girls were thinking about the changes happening to their body, or if boys would be able to tell, I was thinking about something completely different.
I was wondering what the pioneer women did [...]

In which I get a new wedding ring

Friday, August 28th, 2009

My first husband and I had this fun thing where we wouldn’t wear our weddings rings when we weren’t getting along. Needless to say, we rarely wore our wedding rings. For our first (and last) wedding anniversary I bought him a new ring (with wolves, or some other crap engraved on it) in an attempt [...]

In which I almost fell off Mt. Rainier and died

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Every winter, when I was younger, my family would put on our snowsuits and boots, pack up our 3-wheelers and had up to Salt Lake City to this one specific mountain to go ridin’ as a family. And every night before we headed out I laid awake in my bed and worried about the ride. [...]

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Thursday, August 6th, 2009

On Monday I ate a granola bar for breakfast and had about five cups of Caf-fix. For lunch I had a frozen lunch (turkey) and grapes. Dinner was a sandwich (left over BBQ meat from the weekend). I wore a tan skirt, black shirt and my “fancy” flip-flops. I wore my hair in a ponytail. [...]

In which the birds show me their true feelings

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Beings as its summer time, we’re ignoring the things that still need to be finished inside the new house and solely working outside on our yard. Since our house is new, that means we’re starting from scratch with the yard. Scratch, as in BIG PILES OF DIRT & WEEDS.
Dude, I hate weeds.
The King had a [...]